Of Course This is a Person.

I know, the site hasn’t been updated in a while but fret not–we are still here & still stirring up hilarity. See proof below.
Now, this has to be is certainly one of the top ten most ridiculous things I’ve ever read in my life; and I see a plenty o’ ridic shite on the reg. [...]

An AbsoHilare Christmas

‘Twas the morning of Christmas and all was jolly in the halls of the Clarke household. Everyone had just consumed a solid breakfast and it was now time to open the gifts. I came prepared this year, top notch gifts for the family members across the board. *pats self on back.
The way it works is [...]

It is approximately 7:43 AM as Musin luckily finds himself a seat on a crowded F train. Not the best seat, but at least I don’t have to stand up at this ungodly hour. *phew.
So while doing a small amount of early-marnin’ people watching, I spy with my four-eyes a very fidgety blond haired [...]

Tell me you watched the live coverage of Balloon Boy today.  Don’t break my heart and just tell me you did.  I sat at work, hunkered down in my office, my face only dimly lit by the bluish view from my computer screen rooting on the six year old inside the homemade space craft.
*Errrrreeeeek!  *record [...]

Sleeping On The Job

Please take a quick second and think as if you were a burglar. Yeah, I know it’s wild but just go for it. Trust me it will be worth it. No! Not like you’re the Ninja Bandit, he was and will always be in a class of his own. [Am I the only one [...]