It’s CHRISTMAS time again!
With this being my first year with the company I figured it would be a good look for me to sign up for this “Secret Santa” shindig they were organizing. They set a $30 maximum so I figured why the hell not.
I just happened to luck out and pick my bosses name [...]
So its about 8 a.m. and im awaiting the 7 train to get to work. Now i go to rest against the nearest pillar and luckily i catch a glimpse of the ”Wet Paint” sign just in the nick of time and decided to rest elsewhere. Now as i sat on the bench i witnessed about over a dozen people (idiots) go to the SAME pillar [...]
I try to stay away from the nonsense in the media, especially the stuff sparked by rappers. However, this is just stupid. I just caught a headline that says “Young Joc Arrested With Gun in Airport.”
Ummmm, yeah. Gun + Airport= Arrested. It’s really simple stuff. What the hell was Young Joc thinking? Like, do you [...]
I’m home for the holidays, so I head out to a local Mexican restaurant with my brother. Typical night at the bar - loud, plenty o’ drinks, the game is on. This lady comes to the bar, takes a seat, makes a take out order and also gets a drink. So, she’s sipping on her [...]
So i was having a convo with Clev a few weeks back and we realized that the folks who named MAJOR articles of clothing were crazed–abso ridic!
With that said i give to you the proper title for these ill-named articles. They are heavily used here at AbsoHilare so i advise you read this closely, unless you [...]
