Well I have. The other day I bought some popular, and heavily advertised, deodorant body spray. I made this purchase in haste since I had not fully stocked my toiletry bag before my cross-country flight to the east coast. I went against my better judgement and did not buy the roll-on anti-perspirant I’ve used for years, and which has served me well.
I will never buy this deodorant body spray again.
Not only is using this stuff like getting blasted on the chest and underarm with a pressurized computer keyboard cleaner; it doesn’t work! I finished my holiday shopping smelling like a bag of old nickels. Imagine my horror when I went to reach for a gift card in a popular electronics store and caught a whiff of…me!
This deodorant body spray sure let me down. It has led me to revert to the way of thinking which got me this far in life:
Never change, don’t try anything new, and stick to what you know…or else you will end up smelling like a three day old submarine sandwich from Trenton.
-M. Randy
Tags: b.o., musty, stinky, unpleasant under arm odor
Deodorant body spray? What exactly is that?
Cologne perhaps? Because why would you spray deodorant on your entire body.
Well Clev,
deodorant body spray is what a lot of these new “trendy” smell-gooders are making these days. Useless they are. You smell great for about 2 hours and then when you start doing stuff and start to actually sweat you start feeling like a doormat after a hurricane. No beuno.
I too have suffered this loss at one point in my life and learned a very valuable lesson.
One very long Friday ago I tried to purchase what I thought to be the “next best” deodorizer. Soon after my pits took a HUGE loss:
So here I am in a very popular pharmacy looking for some new deodorant and this trendy, colorful, well packaged item jumps off the shelf at me. The safety orange “NEW!” tag also made it easier to catch my eye. So I get a little excited and pick it up in a hurry to go home and see what all the hype is about.
So I get home from work to shower and head back out for what was sure to be a SOLID night of partying. I got ready, threw on some of the “NEW!” product and flashed for the door smelling abso great.
So I’m dancing up a storm and having a good ass time UNTIL I check myself out and find what could equate to a small puddle on my shirt. My whole night was ruined, no more “hands in the air” for me. I got home, pissed. Checked the product only to find out it was deodorant and not the trusty anti-perspirant I was used to. First, last, and never again.
-A. Musin
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