WRONG!! WRONG!! WRONG!!
That’s what I believed to be true; until this dumb old lady erased said thought.
So I’m at Roosevelt Station (home of plenty craziness) when I stumble upon a massive LOSS. The worlds BIGGEST escalator is out of service! Yarr!
Now I’m forced to mount this motionless metallic mountain VERY early in the A.M. and [...]
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I was scared watching American Gladiators this time around. Why? Why was i scared? NOT for the fact that for the FIFTH Monday in a row I’ve tuned in to watch these people make an ass of them self and listen to the commentators say better bullsh*t than the week before, BUT instead i [...]
No, I am not. Clearly someone was mistaking me for one.
So, I’m a photographer, right. And every now and then I have people try to TRICK me into shooting an event for them for free. I don’t like wool, so please dont try and put it over my eyes, no me gusta.
I get an email [...]
If something doesn’t seem awkward about presenting that question via this medium then you need to close this browser and set your computer on fire.
So here I am just (legally) downloading some songs a friend sent me from a popular online file hosting site. To access the file you have to put in a three [...]
Bill Clinton falls asleep during MLK ceremony? Hmmm..Is he kidding me?!?! Sleep, during a speech, that’s hot?
Oh, I don’t know…after being a public figure for a ridiculous amount of years, when do you begin to realize what cameras look like? You don’t see them? YOU don’t see them?
He better quickly find a little black baby [...]
