Why can’t some people stay out of the media? Names like OJ Simpson and Rodney King come to mind. Even though MC Hammer’s latest stunt isn’t as ridiculous as the last media entries for those two, I’m still not into it.
It seems that your man Hammer is starting a tech company. When the headline reads, “MC Hammer’s next act: Tech entrepreneur,” chances are nobody is taking him seriously.
Really Hammer? A tech company. What does he know about technology? Well, it turns out he’s riding the YouTube thing and co-created a Web site for sharing and watching music videos. It’s not that the idea is horrible, but HOW is this different from YouTube. The name DanceJam isn’t grabbing me either.
However, I bit. I went to the site and immediately dived off when something invited me to “get my groove on.” The diamonds floating around on the side of the page also made me sick. Maybe this is for you, but it sho nuff isn’t for me. I’m sticking with 2008.
However, Can’t Touch This is classic.
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Awwww Sheeeeeiiiittttt!!!
You are going to get me FIRED laughin’ my ass off at work like this. All because of broke ass MC Hammer ( And the Can’t Touch video of course).
What
jackassresponsible adult would buy 14K Gold Fixtures for their bathroom? Oh, i know! M.C. Hammer who just also happens to be 14 million dollars in debt.Good luck Hammer, good luck.
p.s. DANCEJAM? Are you telling me the best a group of working adults could come up with was “DANCEJAM”? I am pissed.
DanceJam actually means failure somewhere.
Somewhere?
I think it means that right here. DanceJam = Failure here.
That is all.
The name is actually PMO the more I think about it.
STOP!
….HAMMER TIME!
pah!
Listen, the man is just tryna eat! Maybe he should try selling his parachute pants on eBay … Lol
I have no problems with eating. I like food. However, I have big problems with any combination of the following words:
MC Hammer, Technology, DanceJam, Groove,