If you’re on a bus with rowdy bachelors and you want to end the party, here’s what you can do:
First, take a lit cigarette and use the ehmmm…. “entertainment’s” ass to put it out, forcing her to scream and almost fly through the top of the bus.
Then, deny that you did it and argue with the “entertainment” about it as she’s still in pain.
Please don’t ask me how I know this. Tyvm.
How do you know this?
Very clever A.
Actually I don’t know this. I don’t know what a bus is. Party, what’s that? Look, I don’t want any trouble. And I do the right thing.
I will see your a*s in court!!
I would hate for her to go to court and explain this story. Actually, I would hate for her to go anywhere and explain this story.
She should just acknowledge that she suffered a major LOSS and never mention it again.