Quick Guide: How To End A Bachelor Party

If you’re on a bus with rowdy bachelors and you want to end the party, here’s what you can do:

First, take a lit cigarette and use the ehmmm…. “entertainment’s” ass to put it out, forcing her to scream and almost fly through the top of the bus.

Then, deny that you did it and argue with the “entertainment” about it as she’s still in pain.

Please don’t ask me how I know this. Tyvm.

4 Comments

  • 1
    A. Musin
    January 2, 2008 - 3:55 pm | Permalink

    How do you know this? :)

  • 2
    V. Clev
    January 3, 2008 - 12:45 pm | Permalink

    Very clever A.

    Actually I don’t know this. I don’t know what a bus is. Party, what’s that? Look, I don’t want any trouble. And I do the right thing.

  • 3
    January 10, 2008 - 6:23 pm | Permalink

    I will see your a*s in court!!

  • 4
    V. Clev
    January 11, 2008 - 3:56 am | Permalink

    I would hate for her to go to court and explain this story. Actually, I would hate for her to go anywhere and explain this story.

    She should just acknowledge that she suffered a major LOSS and never mention it again.

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