Sofa-King Ridiculous!

So I’m on my break here at work in the lunch room lazing around a bit, watching some tv and enjoying the fact that the weekend is here. 1) I can relax. 2) American Gladiators is only 3 days away!

As i decide to head back upstairs and finish up what i have to do i became a witness to the MOST startling sight known to man. Now as we all know i have seen Dress Down Fridays go wrong before but this…this takes the cake.

So this man appears almost of nowhere looking like a mix between Fonzie from Happy Days and John Travolta in Grease. I lie to you NOT! This man had the heart of a lion , he had to, he was wearing a burgundy crushed velvet shirt!! I swore it was a walking SOFA!! As he came down the steps i EXPLODED in laughter, i had no choice! If i didn’t laugh, i would’ve died keeping it in. I WISH you folks could’ve seen the stunt this man tried to pull, chest hairs woofin’ and all!!

That was some wild shit.

Add 45 pounds, a burgundy crushed velvet shirt, and some chest hair and that’s your guy.

 EYyyyyyy!!!

8 Responses to “Sofa-King Ridiculous!”

  1. V. Clev says:

    Picture. NOW

  2. V. Clev says:

    This is beautiful. What is it…VELVET?

    But I’m still not believing you without a picture.

    Folks, Musin is a liar.

  3. A. Musin says:

    HONESTLY,

    I swear on Absohilare, i can’t make this stuff up.

    How do you plan on me snapping a picture Clev? It would probably damage my lens.

  4. V. Clev says:

    Find ANYONE in the building and ask them where he is.

  5. V. Clev says:

    Also, AIIIIIIRRRRRBALLLLLLLL for the lens bit. Not funny at all. Hehehe

  6. A. Musin says:

    Ohhh Noo!

    How do you steal my new shutdown for lame jokes for 2008 and use it AGAINST ME?! The battle is on.

  7. danielle says:

    WRONG!!!!! is still available for you in reply to all kinds of ridiculousness. fyi.

  8. A. Musin says:

    L O L !

    WRONG! Imagine that, if this man came waltzing down the steps and I just looked at him and yelled, “WRONG!!”

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