As sure as the night is dark, American Gladiators is sure to provide PLENTY FUNNY!!
I guess in efforts of keeping up with these historically ridiculous trite lines they kicked it up a notch in this episode. It’s safe to say that we have stumbled upon one of the most comical series of all time. I would like to spend just ONE day with these writers to see what they are saying after they write these lines. Do they say, “this is great they will absolutely love it?” Once again folks, if you missed it, this is ALL you need to know.
1) There was an Asian contender by the name of “Son“. That provided a steady chuckle every time he was on.
2) Now while Son (tehehehe) was struggling to get through the Gauntlet the commentator felt the need to add, “Now it’s Toa the Samoan asking Son where he’s goin’!” PMO!
3) While in the same Gauntlet challenge the commentator also let loose with, “Mayhem (who we strongly believe is an Old Lesbian) is looking to throw a BLOCK party.”
4) Wolf (who usually howls) decided to say to a contestant, “I’m thirsty and your blood is going to be dripping from my fangs.” Take it easy bruiser, it’s only American Gladiators.
5) Following said event Hogan went on to say, “I guess i was a full moon and the wolf was out for blood.” Was he? Was he really Hulk?
6) There had to be a Hulk/Wolf competition going on because Wolf then went on to say, “There has been a full moon since the day i was born, every time i see red (in reference to the contenders outfit) I’m going after you like little red riding hood.” I was pissed (seriously) after i heard that sh*t.
7) Poor Venus after being eliminated said, “I tried to shake and bake but it wasn’t enough…not enough SHAKING i guess.” WHAAAAT?!?!? SO did you over-bake? Like, I can’t with this foolishness, and i won’t.
8 ) After Toni ends up in the water (because at least 85% of American Gladiator events are held over water for whatever reason) she says, “I’ve been in the water so many times I’m starting to get sick.” Hogan follows with, “You need to step up and grow some GILLS.” Hogan, she is a contender on American Gladiators…not a fish. No gills coming anytime soon.
Also I’ve come to realize i completely despise the phrase, ” Now that’s what I’m talking about” after a good showing. I just don’t get it, what exactly ARE you talking about? In fact, you didn’t do any talking at all. So you weren’t talking about anything. Liars.
Nothing better to watch on a Monday night at 8 o’clock. See you folks next week for the continuation of this comical American Gladiators series.
Oh they just keep on coming. I’m actually starting to feel that the writers have talent. I mean, to come up with horrible lines every week is a skill.
Toni isn’t a fish?
DAMMIT! I missed it last night. Of course, I did have good reason seeing how I’ve come down with a RAGING case of the flu but still…
I have nothing to contribute this week. I am ashamed and will just be letting myself out the back door. Nothing to see here, nothing to see…
Ohhhhhh Noooooo….
Feel better Whit, i guess those Sweat-Capri’s didn’t keep you as warm as you thought. Leave your ankles exposed and thats what happens. tehehe.
Toni, contrary to the statement made by Hogan, is actually a 45 year-old high school teacher, athletic director and single mother of two. Not a fish.
Toni however, does need to shot in the shin for saying, “I may not be young but I got these guns.” Last night was outta control.
Ahh don’t feel bad Whit (actually feel better), I missed it too.
Actually, I caught the eliminator. WHY do they make that thing so hard? Does anyone else realize that two women almost DIED because of it?
Exhaustion to the point of death is hot?
Honestly,
I CAN’T possibly see how that “travellator” (worst name ever, do you realize it’s a mix of a treadmill + elevator) could be that hard. You run up a mildly steep treadmill and grab onto a rope.
Yes after all that extra sh*t before you are probably a bit winded but COME ON!!!
COME ON!!!
You know what, you lay off my sweat capris. I love them and refuse to apologize for them!
Well well well…
Even in ur sickened state you still choose to stand by them? Wild.
You know what happens when you try to play hero…
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My god, I must have glazed over because I didn’t realize there was so much gold in American Gladiators! Pretty funny now that I think back about all the ridiculous comments made by the Hulkster, the contestents and the gladiators. It’s rich with painful one-liners!
This show is pure gold. I actually look forward to hear what they come up with next. How is it possible to write so much WACK.
Clev,
it’s true. It does take a certain amount of talent to come up with that madness weekly. BUT I do have to wonder? Do the WWE fans REALLY sit home and watch this for the actual content?? People do that?
Anthony,
This show is the best thing on man, you’ve been missing out. It gives every other show on Monday @ 8 the business.