After a long day of work I am literally dragging to get to the train. I find myself at the infamous Roosevelt Avenue stop (Home of “Air Force + Faux-Chilla = Loss” & “Wiser with Age”) wondering why the hell the magnitude of the everyday commuter population has grown so rapidly.
So as I traverse down [...]
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I can’t STAND office meetings. I don’t know what it is but as soon as I even peer into the conference room it’s almost as if I become locked in a choke hold of sleep! I can hang for about a good 15-20 minutes without dozing but after that all [...]
I know we tend to make statements and then let you in on the fact that they are fibs, but this…this time, this all true. (That was a lie. Just Kidding! Imagine though!! You wouldn’t trust a word said here….wait, do you? Do I? I Digress?)
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The other day I was watching Dr. Phil. On a commercial break, a brief “news update” came on. The anchor asked “what is in your fridge?” She continued “…and why you could die from eating a certain food…tune in at 9.” I dropped the fork.
I wonder why a news provider would make such a horrific statement [...]
Yes folks,
For the FIRST time in my life I threw on a pair of the good ole’ ice skates. Now, I have NO form of skating experience, none! Not even roller-skates, roller-blades, nothing! Haven’t even had a dream about skating. So this is literally my first attempt at this gliding craft, ever!
So as I [...]
