That was nymag.com’s headline. I mean, they gave him NO CHANCE. None. They basically said, “Bill, eff off.”
But it is true. As unfortunate and comical as it is, Bill is coming out with a rap album. Now, I understand his purpose, but when you’re Bill Cosby, what exactly do you rap about- pudding pops, Jello. I mean is that hot? I doubt it? He’s clearly not going to make it rain on anybody. Therefore, no one will listen.
It’s safe to say that MC Hammer shouldn’t be involved in anything related to technology and Bill Cosby shouldn’t be a rapper. Pretty safe to say, ’cause I’m saying it. Hmmmm, I wouldn’t encourage MC Hammer to start rapping again.
Actually, I can’t wait to hear this album. (That last statement was a complete lie.)
However, this picture is hilarious? Yes, yes it is.
Photo Illustration: Everett Bogue; Photos: Getty Images
After seeing these images a few (brilliant) possibilities came to mind.
1) Imagine walking into your favorite most popular night club and hearing the emcee introduce the special surprise guest artist for the night and when they hit the lights THAT (above pic) is what you see…how PISSED would you be?
2) We at Absohilare have reason to believe his album will be titled, “Start with Jello Shots and then Eat Pudding”. I would buy it. I just lied.
I’m still in denial/shock. WTF was he thinking, and even more so, how much money did he have to pay his label to sign him? And WHO would sign him?! This is all so strange. God really is coming…This is a sign if anything else.
We should all just go to the confessional right now, repent our bad ways, and hide under our beds until Christ descends (on the day of Bill Cosby’s album release) and casts us all into Hell…
Shaking my head…
Could it be worse than William Shatner’s Rocketman rendition (1978).
LMAO. That is hilare.
You never want Bill Cosby starting a rap career to signal the end of the world as we know it.
Random convo:
Person A: The world is coming to an end.
Person B: How do you know? The tsunamis, hurricanes, random changes in weather, apple bottom jeans with the fur…FUR
Person A: NO WAY. Bill Cosby is a rapper.
Can someone please tell me why I listened to that William shat?
I liked it. (Yup, you’re catching on. That was a lie.)
Ada,
If you heard that God was coming the first thing you would do is HIDE UNDER YOUR BED? (abso ridic) You do realize we are talking about the coming of Christ and not hurricane correct? Also, you do realize that there is no HIDING possible, it’s JC we’re talking about here, i’m sure he will find you, especially in such an elementary hide & go seek spot like the good ol’ “under the bed”. Sure bet to lose.
Robert,
If you think that is a good rendition you should try getting your hands on the one Stewie did on Family Guy a few seasons ago, hilarious. (tried to find it but the original clip has been removed everywhere? yes, they removed it all over)
I completely missed the brilliant idea to HIDE UNDER THE BED. What were you thinking Ada? Smh…
As in SERIOUSLY!
Imagine that…(cue scene)
Musin: OH crap, God is coming! What is we gon’ do?
Ada: Quick, Over here! Lets hide under this here BED!
Musin: eff you.
LMAO.
The bed idea could be a good idea though. (Lie.)
I actually saw the Stewie version before the Shatner version. I always wondered who Seth Mcfarlane was making fun of.
I will stand in line to buy this album. And then once I get to my car, I will turn up the volume as loud as possible and do the Sprinkler dance to it.
BOOYAH.
Yea,
You better be careful with such a HOT item you might have people out to steal it from you.
Imagine, you get to your car, pump up the volume, the bust the BOOYAH dance then KABOOM! In comes the Ninja-Bread Man to take all your sh*t. Word on the street is he’s a huge Cosby fan.
Watch your back Whit…
Are you unaware of the Ninjabread Man’s true identity???
I am safe.
Err…umm…eeem…..who is the Ninjabread Man?
(I don’t think I want to know. Fib)
Have you seen the sprinkler dance yet Musin? It’s hilare. The very thought of whit doing said sprinkler dance to Bill Cosby’s new rap release makes me want to hide under my BED.
(Haven’t seen it, I would like to)
But why would you hide under your BED?
You must have received word of the soon coming rapture…
LMAO!!!! wow… i hope this is a lie
No sir,
100% Fact.
You better find a bed to hide under…L M A O !
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