I know we tend to make statements and then let you in on the fact that they are fibs, but this…this time, this all true. (That was a lie. Just Kidding! Imagine though!! You wouldn’t trust a word said here….wait, do you? Do I? I Digress?)
If the content in the title looks and sounds stupid, it’s not. It’s beyond stupid, dumb would be an understatement. There actually isn’t a word to properly identify the level of retardation needed to not only come up with, but also to use that statement under oath, in front of a JUDGE!
It seems that breaking the law is only a reason to come up with a stupid legal defense.
We told you about Roger Clemons last week and his whole “he misheard” defense. (PAH!)
Now this week, Diddy has bought a first class ticket on the stupid train (that was wack? Blame American Gladiators).
Not sure if you’ve heard about Diddy’s assault case. However, Diddy’s defense is…this is abso ridic…the man’s face ran into his HAND. What?!?!? Is that the best you can do? Who’s buying that?
Seriously Diddy, you’re going to go into a court of LAW and say judge, “I didn’t hit that man (even though 4 people said they saw me do it). What ACTUALLY happened is that I lifted my hands up and his face ran into them.” Yeah, ok.
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What? That happens to me all the time. People are constantly running into my hands when they happen to be in fists. It’s just a coincidence that all those people have a tendency to piss me off!
LOL,
Don’t you just hate when someone accidentally takes a swift nose dive directly into your firmly clenched fist after saying “fu*k you Musin”?
I sure do, then they try to pin it on me, go blow dry your face pansy.
This is what I like to call the Ol’ Punch in the Face game. The loser has to take a running dive at my fist. It is just by chance that this loser always seems to do something ridiculously annoying before they lose.
Ah Ha!
The return of Whit, and still as hilarious as ever.
Am I to understand that you have played this game?