The other day I went to a bar and saw a man do the harlem shake for three hours with no break. It was upsetting to know that he was so intent on replicating the early millenium shimmy dance.
However, I was assured to know whenever I looked to that side of the bar, this young man would be doing this pseudo crack shimmy as if his mother would be raped by a gaggle of silver back apes if he thought about stopping.
He was lonely like Farrakhan at a white-woman-pork-convention and he sweated like a hooker in church.
Has anyone else seen someone dance with such reckless abandon?
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Harlem Shake you say?
Did he JUST find out about it?
Also, (be honest here) did you find yourself doing a small shimmy just to see if you could still do it?
I shimmy every now and then.
Thats because you are a cracky.
Really, as that what I am? Hmphf. Me thinks not.