That was nymag.com’s headline. I mean, they gave him NO CHANCE. None. They basically said, “Bill, eff off.”
But it is true. As unfortunate and comical as it is, Bill is coming out with a rap album. Now, I understand his purpose, but when you’re Bill Cosby, what exactly do you rap about- pudding pops, Jello. [...]

Nope, not the Kanye West song, nor was it a trifling money grubbing freeloading jezebel.
Instead, ’twas a ridiculously bold man on a Queens bound F train utilizing not one, or even two, but ALL five of his (now disgusting) fingers in some super crazy Edward Scissorshand/machine like swiftness to excavate what HAD to have been [...]

I’m going to go ahead and directly blame the rapidly intensifying competition for the lack of funny on this weeks episode.
If you didn’t get a chance to catch it, you really didn’t miss much. I truly am not that big of a fan of who wins or loses, I just watch it for the funny, [...]

Safe to say that after seeing the Giants take the championship at a solid SuperBowl party I was SURE to be late to work today.
I am a man of my word. I was late.
I did my usual routine greetings and then made haste to the bathroom to take a SERIOUS leak. While on the way [...]

Do you have the time?

That question seems normal, no? It generally is. And the answer, if you have it, would probably be quite useful to the person asking. However, HOWEVER, I’ve found an exception.
Yesterday, I’m taking my usual stroll to work at my usual time. Texting Musin, as I effortlessly ignore the people that will just as effortlessly ask [...]