I’m going to go ahead and directly blame the rapidly intensifying competition for the lack of funny on this weeks episode.
If you didn’t get a chance to catch it, you really didn’t miss much. I truly am not that big of a fan of who wins or loses, I just watch it for the funny, and they let me down last night, big time. However, as few as they may be, they still left us with these solid gems:
1) Commentator had to have slipped and said, ” lose your grip and take a dip”.
2) Contestant, worrisome about losing his grip (and taking a slip? 
) and falling off the wall into water (no need for water, sponge would’ve been sufficein) foolishly utters, ” I heard Evan is like Spider Man and I just don’t wanna end up like Aqua Man…if you know what I mean.” Applesauce, pure friggin’ applesauce I say.
3) I’ve always been a bit concerned this Wolf Gladiator, the things he decides to say…very disturbing for one man to say to another. Like this, ” This time you gotta come to me and I’m gunna come through you”. That doesn’t sound a lil’ fishy to say to a man WOLF?
4) Contestant gets knocked off the Joust (into MORE water) in a record breaking 8 seconds. Hulk then says, “If you were riding a bull it would be a great ride”. Alright, sure, but was he? Was there a bull anywhere near? Was it not American Gladiators? I just couldn’t understand why Hogan felt the need to even bring that up. PMO.
Not as much hogwash as we were used to but hopefully next week they will make up for it.
I sure do miss the classic early season lines…they definitely made it super cheesy (and absohilare) in the beginning only to get us to tune in long enough to be there until the end, of this i am certain.
::::crosses fingers in hopes of better material next week::::
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Did you see Helga fall on that poor contender (what was her name). And then the other contender (what was her name) kept crying. PMO. Clearly, I don’t watch this for the competition.
Oh yeah,
That lady cried (literally) after every single event, from start to finish. I actually don’t think there was a point in the show she was not in tears.
Luckily for her, she spent the majority of the time in the water (not good) there in disguising her comical display of waterworks.
I’d be more worried about the Wolf line if it came from Militia (former gay porn star).
my fave part was when Titan made his legs jiggle … looked like he was making his booty clap … but it was his thighs … Out of control
I sooooo forgot about that. But yes, I also thought it was a booty clap. Odd.
Hogan brought up bull riding because in professional bull riding your ride gets scored only if you last eight seconds. So he was basically saying, “Lasting eight seconds would be good if this was bull riding, but this is Joust, so you sucked!” Or so I like to think.
Hmmmm… (more on this later)
So Daniel by saying that are you chalking it up in the “good line” column? Someone would like to know.
Me. I Want to know.