Sad to say,
The season finale was a COMPLETE disappointment. As in, I almost didn’t even post this (hence the time of its delivery). This almost did NOT happen. Somehow they managed to kidnap a measly handful of chuckles from me. (I wasn’t looking and they just took ‘em, wild?!) If you missed the last installment of this mildly clever comical corn-fest then this is ALL you need to know:
1) Apparently Hulk Hogan STILL thinks he is as cool as he used to be. (He is not.) After Monica takes a loss in the first event he felt the need to say, “Monica-Mania was NOT running wild up there”. Just because you are Hulk Hogan does NOT give you the right to add ‘Mania’ to everything and think people will let it slide.
Imagine if I tried to pull this one. “Musin-Mania is running wild on AH today.” …(ducks oncoming stones).
2) After both of the ladies scored naught in the first round commentator 1 said (doesn’t it suck that we don’t know anything about who they are?) , ” Bagels on the board for these two finalists after the first round.” IDK why, but I thought it was fair, I even used it later on that night.
3) Wolf chimed in with more questionable statements like, “You ever heard the story rock-a-bye baby on the tree top? Well I’m going to be your cradle and we’re going to fall.” Wolf needs to be shot.
4) Mayhem (Old Lesbo) finally got his/her first line…and it was terrible! After holding his own in some dumb event he said, “Now Wut! I’m King Tut!” Fu*k you Mayhem. Worst Gladiator of ALL time.
Yea…that was all i could grab. I told you I didn’t enjoy it, take the small chuckles and be grateful.
Oh yea! Congrats to Evan & Monica for taking the 100K, but who really cares?
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You’re crazy. I have more to say, but that’s it for now.
I wonder if the gladiators have to come up with their own lines or if they’re written for them.
The producers should realize that Wolf’s running on empty when he has to reach back to rock-a-bye-baby. Plus, someone should have told him that it’s a nursery rhyme and not actually a story.
BTW, I kinda like Musin-Mania; or perhaps following a similar Hulk theme, the Musin’ster, or even better, combined to make Musin’ster Mania. Ehh?!!
Clev,
PMO.
Rob,
I don’t think any of these possible outcomes are a win. If they paid people to write that corn for them they should be stoned. But on the other hand, if the gay-diators took the time and grew this corn from scratch on their own, that is no better.
Sadly, I didn’t mind Musin-Mania that much either, in fact…
Musin-Mania is running wild on AH today!!!