Archive for July, 2008

Things That Piss Me Off Pt. 1

July 28th, 2008 – 11:58 am
Tagged as: Random

The other day I skipped to my neighborhood grocer (LIE, but imagine if I really did SKIP all the way from my door, to the elevator, out the elevator to the streets ALL the way to the market, WILD.) In any event, I literally ran in for…damn…I don’t remember, eff. Anyway, it’s not possible that it [...]

Granny Panties

July 23rd, 2008 – 2:03 pm
Tagged as: Random

Uhmmm…I think with this post following the last…this may have to be the first ever (ever) “Old Lady Week” on earth, anywhere. I can’t say I’ve ever seen such a themed week anywhere else, so we have a FIRST! (Please don’t go off googling “old lady week”, I beg of you. Don’t steal my thunder, [...]

Subway Chronicles Pt. 10: “Get Your Ass Off the Train Old Lady!”

July 11th, 2008 – 10:02 am

TEN! We are at the 10th installment of this entertaining Subway Chronicle series. This is a very proud moment for me, I would like to thank Clev, Randy –oh eff it, I will save the dramatics, just know that I’m happy to still be writing and even happier your all are still reading. Thanks to [...]

Clifford the Big Red Dog

July 7th, 2008 – 2:54 pm

Exactly! I know you’re looking at that title and wondering how Clifford made it to absohilare.com. Well, we have funny friends. We have funny friends that have funny things happen to them. We have funny friends that have funny things happen to them that they like to share. We have funny friends…Ok, I guess you [...]