Granny Panties
Uhmmm…I think with this post following the last…this may have to be the first ever (ever) “Old Lady Week” on earth, anywhere. I can’t say I’ve ever seen such a themed week anywhere else, so we have a FIRST! (Please don’t go off googling “old lady week”, I beg of you. Don’t steal my thunder, thanks in advance.)
This lady, right here, is simply out of control.
Ridiculous party of one…ridiculous, party of one. Your table is ready. *80 year old stripper takes seat at one person table.
If this story wasn’t from CNN, I immediately would have thought it was wool. If you chose not to read the above link please see this lil’ snippet I snagged so you could see the slackness the 80 year old stripper said:
“No, no. I’m not ready to hang up my G-string, yet. I’ve got too many fans that would be disappointed.”
*puke.
YOU ARE 80 YEARS OLD LADY! PMO! I’m surprised that g-string doesn’t draw blood betwixt those sandy pancake flat cheeks! I’m certain she’s a fibber. She has too many fans? At 80 I doubt she can even see well enough to know how many people come to the show. I’m certain her hearing is low also, I would even go as far as to say they have to play the music for her set extra loud, hehe. Not nice? Ah well. Tough break.
If I paid to get into a strip club, bought a drink, and then saw you step on stage…there’s a 90 percent chance I’d chug the drink and then take myself outta my misery with said glass. Oh, by doing that I mean throwing it directly at her, ice and all.
But think deeper, just think of little Timmy back home with his mommy. Christmas dinner comes around, the whole family is there…but Timmy wants to know where is Grandma. Timmy she is at work, NAKED! Your 80 year old grandmother who always came to see you in the morning (and only then) and pinched your little red (and now probably infected) cheeks pilfers her wrinkled skin for a living. Merry Christmas Timmy, Merry Christmas.
If old people keep on acting a fool, I will keep posting it. Move along now, nothing else to see here. Lie, plenty more to see, comment and click away.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!
Im so done… you are ABSORIDIC!
Im not mad @ all fam… she needs to take a metamucil and be easy!
Comment made by Streetz: The Living Legend on July 23, 2008 @ 4:48 pm
Wat can i say…some off these old b***hes need to forget about 2 things stripping and driving. Had an incident today with one lets just say she’s lucky she is old…. ABSOHILARE done it agian!!!!!
Comment made by Huggizz on July 23, 2008 @ 6:22 pm
lol, your horrible. let old mama do what she’s doing. she’s enjoying herself. would you rather her be bedridden and in a vegetative state.
Comment made by forgettableLOVE on July 27, 2008 @ 4:01 am
I’m a little concerned that there’s a 10% chance that you’d actually stay to see Granny Sugar give you a little taste of what’s below her waist… Regardless, there should be laws against people like her. Anything to do with old people and breasts should be considered a crime against humanity.
Comment made by Ada on July 27, 2008 @ 3:14 pm
She just better hope she doesn’t catch a heart attack. But damn, she must have some serious stripper knowledge for the new blood.
Comment made by FGE on July 29, 2008 @ 8:17 pm