AbsoHilare Covers Swine Flu

So,
Unless you live under a huge pebble (*washes hands), you’ve heard about the flu de swine (*washes hands). Scary shit, I know. So scary that I even pondered sporting a MASK home (*washes hands) due to the fact that I take the Subway. But, as I thought about it further I realized that not only [...]

[STBTG] Sucks to be THAT Guy Pt. 1

You know the drill… The lady two cubicles down is making the rounds.  It’s Wednesday and that means it’s Lotto Pool Day.  You dig in your pocket or your wallet or your purse to pull out a measly dollar or two and fork it over.  Every now and then there’s the day where you don’t [...]

Too early to be so effin’ chipper…

You know how at Starbucks the employees working the drive-thru are required to make small-talk with you while you wait for your drink?  Oh.  You didn’t?  Well, they are.  And it annoys me.  I’m rarely at Starbucks other than in the morning… It’s my jumpstart, my little kick to start my day.  A delicious, grande [...]