I know, the site hasn’t been updated in a while but fret not–we are still here & still stirring up hilarity. See proof below.
Now, this has to be is certainly one of the top ten most ridiculous things I’ve ever read in my life; and I see a plenty o’ ridic shite on the reg. Hm, remember when people used to say that? “On the reg”, what ever happened to that one? Ah well, *moves on.
For the folks reading that are not familiar with the HOV lane, it’s a lane reserved for cars on busy highways carrying 2 or more persons. These vehicles are considered to be High Occupancy Vehicles (HOV). Thus, if you are the only one in your car, stay the eff out of that lane. Got it? Good. Now that you’ve digested that tidbit please see image below displaying the highest heights of fuckry:
dunce.
Your eyes are not playing tricks on you. That actually IS a mannequin sporting a blazer, scarf and sunglasses. Very storefront display-esque, too bad it was nowhere near a storefront but actually in some scallywag’s passenger seat! This immediately lends me the opportunity to inquire, “what part of the game is this?” Are you that stupid or were you just that late? Or, are you actually a high-level functioning retard? I bet you this was something she did on the reg (I believe people should still use this) too. Silly mofette.
[For those who aren't aware, a "mofette" is the female version of a mofo. Just wanted everyone to be on the same page.]
This whole scenario has opened my mind to a slew of even more ridiculous mannequin related faux-passenger scenarios:
1) Does “it” have a name?
2) Does she change the faux-passenger’s style to be in season? Meaning, does “it” wear t-shirts in the summer? Winter jackets when it snows? Hilare, hilare.
3) What does she do with it when she gets to her destination? Imagine this car with said mannequin arriving at work; does everyone just see it and keep it moving? Hell no!
4) What happens at stop lights? Oh, loss.
5) What would happen if she got pulled over by the police–oh shit! We have that answer! I’ll take “how to get a ridiculous ticket for $2000 Alex?” *buzzer sounds* “Daily Double!”
Just in case you think there was only one idiot foolish enough to attempt this, think again: Mega-Dunce. The best part about this article is the note reading, “As for his passenger, well, he’s not talking either.” Hilare.
P.s. Happy 70th Birthday, Chuck Norris!
Good day!
-A. Musin.
Tags: #chucknorris, #justinbieber, a. musin, absohilare, high occupancy vehicle, highway, HOV lane, mannequin, police, ridic, ticket, ticket HOV lane
Hahaha. See that all the time in South Florida. Hopefully they buckle in the mannequin…
Wait–you see mannequins in people’s passenger seat all the time? Do you want me to label you as a fibber now, or later? I’ll wait.
She’s not lying. Just this morning she called me about a mannequin “massaging” another mannequin! I think the issue here is not whether or not Ada is a liar but the fact that she NEEDS to move.
Ok maybe she isn’t a liar but from this here comment I think it’s safe to assume she is (as the elder folks call it) “using.”
Best of luck,
Musin.
Drive down the 1-95 at 8 a.m., Musin. I counted two once when I was on my way to the French embassy in Miami. The mannequins were driven in style in Lexuses, which can only mean one set of people. As I don’t want to be called a racist, I shall refrain from stating which of the Chosen Few it was. And yes, Brownie, I need to move.
All of this is ridic and it’s even more ridic that Ada sees this on a regular basis. I’m now on the lookout for mannequins. Lie.
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@Ada Sure, I’ll jump right on that. Tomorrow I will take a day off from work to drive down the I-95 to mannequin watch. Don’t hold your breath on that one, champ.
Truth is, Clev has a Mannequin and rents Zip Cars for the sole purpose of parading her plasticized “passenger” around the plaza. This is all the truth.
I just lied.
Good day.
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I always keep my trusty mannequin with me when driving to work in the mornings. That morning commute is quite stressful here in Lex-Vegas and I like having her company so I can vent.
Also, I have never told a lie in my life.
NICE and welcome back! Funniest shyte, I was always thinking about doing that, but was too embarassed to get caught, lmao
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@Streetz, much appreciated bro. Is this a swindle of epic proportions or did you really think up this foolishness? I’m really hoping its not the latter. Really.
I saw 1 in the passenger seat of a car tht was parked outside of a shooting range in jersey last week…like someone wud break into the car outside of a place tht people are legally authorized 2 fire weapons