Background: It was Easter Sunday. The end.
Oh come on! Don’t be surprised, you already know you don’t need any more background information than that. The world knows that Easter Sunday is when you can expect to see the most efforts in fanciness that your mind can fathom. This happens because this is when the folks that never come to church decide to show up for the “holiday-blessings”. I’m certain you are familiar with their kind; the people that show up on Easter, Mother’s Day, Thanksgiving, Christmas and even New Years if they feel like it. The New Year effort is to attempt to start of the year fresh; sin-free even. The reason these people look so foolish at the service is because of one of the two following things:
1) They do not own many suits or clothing acceptable for the house of Baby Jesus.
2) They own plenty suits, unfortunately all from their disco days. (Note: this options yields the most hilarity)
Now I can’t honestly say I have the slightest clue where this man found his inspiration to throw together this ensemble but without further adieu I present to you one of the most fancy failures in Easter Sunday History:
"oh you fancy huh? tie done. tie done. everything did."
THIS SHIT IS WILD! What do you think he was thinking? How does one adequately define the expression on this man’s face? The best I could come up with is comfortably awkward.
I now leave the floor open for captions for this man’s outfit. I had a ton of them attack the forefront of my mind all at once.
“I didn’t know which one to wear so I wore both.”
“I didn’t know which one I liked more; it was a tie.”
“Close knotted race, on my chest area.”
“You like this? Knot me.”
Alright I’m going to stop here. Take it away.
p.s. A friend of mine took this pic and I seriously have no idea how it came out this clear. I would’ve been laughing so hard the image clarity would have been poor at best.
Long Live AH!
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dude, this is the dumbest shit i have ever seen.
like, i woulda def been not able to control my laughter.
lookin STR8 foolish.
the fuck.
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I missed you, A. Musin! I think you got the caption covered. This guy is doubly fancy!
“Sorry, I can’t talk right now. I’m all tied up.”
It’s seriously like he couldn’t decide what to wear, looked at the clock, realized he had 20 minutes to get to church to start praising Baby Jesus and was all, “FINE. I’ll just wear both! People will just think I’ve got my finger on the pulse of fashion!” and then he just went to church.
THE END.
Em, you’re back! I’ve missed you too my friend. AH is is still alive and well, just getting it’s toes stepped on by the woes of the real world. Glad to have you back. Feel free to check out the new look, have a drink, cook if you feel like it. I know that’s your thing, master chef.
LOL.
Itty you may have nailed it! “Sorry, I can’t talk right now. I’m all tied up” could be today’s winner.
I just re-read… “Comfortably awkward.”
That gave me quite the chuckle all over again.
I wanna meet this guy and follow him around. I think we’d have enough material for years. If this is him dressed up, I want to see what a regular outfit looks like.
Did anyone else catch how coordinated this was? Black bowtie, black vest…red long tie, red handkerchief. He put some serious thought in keeping the color balance right.
@Clev: His color “coordination” was legit. But why does his handkerchief look like he just pulled it out of his back pocket and shoved it in there? I would like to buy a book on how to fold a pocket square and throw it at his face. No, I am not angry at all.
I imagine this guy being the kind of kid to buy the same sneaker in two different colors and wear one color on the right, and the other on the left.
I imagine this kid being the one to wear two polo shirts with both collars popped, and a tie. (Don’t even dare asking me where he would put the tie, if he can wear a bow-tie and a neck tie he can wear a tie with anything)
If this kid was Jewish, I imagine him wearing two yamakas. One in the front and one in the back. The first plaid, second argyle. Yup.
-Musin.
I have added this face to my mental Rolodex and I will be committing assault and battery on sight
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Whoa, I mean I’m sure this is some wild shit but murder? Yeesh bro…
*goes to the back room at work.
*takes off second tie.
It’s good to be alive.
Welp. This guy is pretty fancy. The thing is…he could be even more dressed up. If he were REALLY into praising the newborn king o’ the world, he would have done what I do when I have an important event (read court date)…and that is…two suits. YUP! Thats how you prove you are taking an occasion seriously…get all dressed up slacks, shirt, tie, suspenders, shoes, jacket…jacket again…I’m really only dressed up when I wear two suits.
No but seriously, death is the only way to weed out this type of bullshit.
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