If Facebook Existed Ages Ago…

[Tone: calm]

Folks, please realize that I plow through mounds of e-bullshit on a daily basis. Whether it be someone’s favorite the stupidest YouTube clip of the day, some dumb BlackBerry Messenger purple fuckry forward, or some lazy chain e-mail–it comes my way often, very much so.

Well, this time we have a winner! I wish I knew who came up with these screen-shots filled with brilliance but unfortunately I do not. If you do know who put these things together, please don’t hesitate to let us know.

Now, please see below for a slew of screen-shots that almost made me laugh my way out of a job earlier on today. Also, while you’re here, if you are a Family Guy fan do yourself the favor of clicking here: YouTube can be alright sometimes, especially when it has classic Family Guy clips. Don’t judge me.

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4 Comments

  • 1
    V. Clev
    September 21, 2010 - 9:05 pm | Permalink

    What is this BlackBerry Messenger purple fuckry forward that you speak of?

    And yes, this thread is abso hilare.

    Julius Caesar: Haha don’t be creepy dude.

  • 2
    September 21, 2010 - 9:16 pm | Permalink

    Ah…

    *goes to fetch a loop.
    *flings V-Clev in said loop.

    Get with it hombre. A Purple message, or “Broadcast Message” is essentially a message that one person can send to ALL the people on their BBM list in one foul swoop. They are painfully annoying and usually a waste of not only time but also a waste of the battery power it took for the vibration notification to be processed. I hate these? Maybe, perhaps…mayhaps.

    I really cannot pick a favorite on this thing. In no specific order here are my top 3:

    Ancient Asteroid
    God
    Titanic

    Yup, sounds about right.

  • 3
    V. Clev
    September 22, 2010 - 12:20 am | Permalink

    *loop caught.

  • 4
    Kerry-Ann
    February 1, 2011 - 1:04 pm | Permalink

    LOL. Loving God and Caesar’s convo.

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