Archive for 'Couldn't Make This Up'

Happy Anniversary!

January 5th, 2009 – 2:33 pm

…as of last December (21st to be exact). It has been an excellent run, and we will continue to push forward. I was looking back (*cue violins please Clev) at old posts from the first month (*learns Clev is an awful violinist) when we used to reel off new material DAILY (*takes tissue to wipe [...]

Identical Twins of the Evil (and Naked) Variety

November 26th, 2008 – 1:13 pm

Sooo… Hi.  I’m new to the roster of the fabulous AH authors.  Annnnd, I’m not gonna lie, I feel pretty privileged to be here.   It’s not every day you get an invite like that.  You treasure those days… You remember them warmly in your heart and can only hope you’ll stumble upon another… Whoa.  WAIT.  [...]

Protected by Viper, Stand back?

November 21st, 2008 – 11:09 am

Alarms, a solid way to protect your home for burglary/theft. Not at home? No problem, fire up the good old alarm, put on the code and your off to tackle the day.
Now, I’ve used an alarm or two in my day but NEVER in my life have I ever heard an alarm this fidiculous (fuckin [...]

Subway Chronicles Pt. 10: “Get Your Ass Off the Train Old Lady!”

July 11th, 2008 – 10:02 am

TEN! We are at the 10th installment of this entertaining Subway Chronicle series. This is a very proud moment for me, I would like to thank Clev, Randy –oh eff it, I will save the dramatics, just know that I’m happy to still be writing and even happier your all are still reading. Thanks to [...]

Clifford the Big Red Dog

July 7th, 2008 – 2:54 pm

Exactly! I know you’re looking at that title and wondering how Clifford made it to absohilare.com. Well, we have funny friends. We have funny friends that have funny things happen to them. We have funny friends that have funny things happen to them that they like to share. We have funny friends…Ok, I guess you [...]