I know I know…the posts have somewhat decreased but fret not young world, AH is still very much alive and well. Team is doing well, work just kicks THE most arse this summer. Yarr.
So over the past few weeks I’ve seen a few chucklers on the good ole’ iron horse but I wanted to compile [...]

Kill the DJ

First of all, let it be known that I was legitimately infuriated by the entertainment provided.
We went out to celebrate for my good friends birthday and UNFORTUNATELY we were provided music by the earth’s most annoying disc jockey–ever.
I seriously wanted to hurl a bucket of damp, recently chewed chicken bones at this man. I understand [...]

Good day!
Thank God for Craigslist. I received an e-mail about a recent [fidiculous] listing on CL and after pissing my pants dying of laughter and coming back as A. Musin II; I decided to post this gem:
“My son is turning 16 and really wanted Lil Wayne to perform for his birthday gala. Unfortunately his schedule [...]

You have to love NYC! I know people do wild shit all over the world, but I’ll bet big bucks that the majority of this wild shittery transpires in the ciudad of Nueva York. [*Turns off SAP] Oh, what kinda shite? Shite like this:
After leaving this event in the city we happened to spot this [...]

Alright this didn’t happen on the train, it happened on the bus–but so what? As I thought to make a whole new Category I said to myself, “self, how often do you take the bus?” Surprisingly (lie) self said, “not often, not often at all.”  A dear friend of mine was fortunate enough to witness [...]