Archive for 'Garb'

Subway Chronicles Pt. 5: “You’re Supposed to have TWO!”

January 18th, 2008 – 10:35 am

Here i am minding my own business on a Queens bound F train when at the Parsons stop confidently enters a man of Indian descent who apparently hasn’t been shopping since circa 2002.
This psycho (he had to be insane, not asking any questions) was wearing a tan FLIGHT JACKET (couldn’t tell the last time I’ve [...]

Sofa-King Ridiculous!

January 11th, 2008 – 4:31 pm
Tagged as: Garb, Nine to Five

So I’m on my break here at work in the lunch room lazing around a bit, watching some tv and enjoying the fact that the weekend is here. 1) I can relax. 2) American Gladiators is only 3 days away!
As i decide to head back upstairs and finish up what i have to do i became a witness [...]

CORRECT NAMES FOR VERY IMPORTANT ARTICLES OF CLOTHING!

December 21st, 2007 – 1:19 pm
Tagged as: Garb, Random

So i was having a convo with Clev a few weeks back and we realized that the folks who named MAJOR articles of clothing were crazed–abso ridic!
With that said i give to you the proper title for these ill-named articles. They are heavily used here at AbsoHilare so i advise you read this closely, unless you [...]

Propper Attire For Dress-Down Fridays?

December 21st, 2007 – 9:33 am
Tagged as: Garb, Nine to Five

So,
Another Friday is upon us which means…DRESS DOWN FRIDAY! Good for some, a NIGHTMARE for others! So there is one dude who constantly takes it upon himself to strut in here as if it’s no longer an office and he wasn’t wearing a shirt & tie the day before. I sometimes wonder how he still [...]