Musin and I decided that since my blog (Quipwhit) and this blog (Absohilare, for those of you who have momentarily forgotten your surroundings) don’t have the same audience we can double post this. I would have posted it over here last week but Musin had something Fancy to show you all so I wrote it [...]
I know we tend to make statements and then let you in on the fact that they are fibs, but this…this time, this all true. (That was a lie. Just Kidding! Imagine though!! You wouldn’t trust a word said here….wait, do you? Do I? I Digress?)
If the content in the title looks and sounds stupid, [...]
Nope,
No typographical error there my dear friends, none what-so-ever.
So I met up with a good friend of mine to catch up after work at a fairly cool bar in the city. Nothing too crazy…not many people here when we got in but as time progressed the crowd gained plenty girth.
So after about forty-five minutes a [...]
What is the world coming to?
On this day i speak of i saw a very “needy-looking” man (not gunna go start calling the man a bum because i dont know his personal business nor was i 100 percent sure of his bum credentials so for now i will stick with “needy-looking” man to play it [...]
If you’re on a bus with rowdy bachelors and you want to end the party, here’s what you can do:
First, take a lit cigarette and use the ehmmm…. “entertainment’s” ass to put it out, forcing her to scream and almost fly through the top of the bus.
Then, deny that you did it and argue with [...]





