“….As I step into the bathroom I was abruptly met by a pungent toxin-like stench. I took a look around to ensure that no one had died and then I realized someone was doing the “Shitty-Feet”. This is when there is someone taking a crap in the stall and all you see is their feet…”
Just [...]
Safe to say that after seeing the Giants take the championship at a solid SuperBowl party I was SURE to be late to work today.
I am a man of my word. I was late.
I did my usual routine greetings and then made haste to the bathroom to take a SERIOUS leak. While on the way [...]
No, I am not. Clearly someone was mistaking me for one.
So, I’m a photographer, right. And every now and then I have people try to TRICK me into shooting an event for them for free. I don’t like wool, so please dont try and put it over my eyes, no me gusta.
I get an email [...]
So I’m on my break here at work in the lunch room lazing around a bit, watching some tv and enjoying the fact that the weekend is here. 1) I can relax. 2) American Gladiators is only 3 days away!
As i decide to head back upstairs and finish up what i have to do i became a witness [...]
It’s CHRISTMAS time again!
With this being my first year with the company I figured it would be a good look for me to sign up for this “Secret Santa” shindig they were organizing. They set a $30 maximum so I figured why the hell not.
I just happened to luck out and pick my bosses name [...]
