You know how at Starbucks the employees working the drive-thru are required to make small-talk with you while you wait for your drink? Oh. You didn’t? Well, they are. And it annoys me. I’m rarely at Starbucks other than in the morning… It’s my jumpstart, my little kick to start my day. A delicious, grande [...]
We have a pretty high turn around in one department of my office. (Not my department. There’s actually people lined up wanting to work with me… In hopes they can get a glimpse of my awesome…) (LIE.) (Complete and total.) It’s all women and we all know us gals can get a little catty from [...]
“….As I step into the bathroom I was abruptly met by a pungent toxin-like stench. I took a look around to ensure that no one had died and then I realized someone was doing the “Shitty-Feet”. This is when there is someone taking a crap in the stall and all you see is their feet…”
Just [...]
Safe to say that after seeing the Giants take the championship at a solid SuperBowl party I was SURE to be late to work today.
I am a man of my word. I was late.
I did my usual routine greetings and then made haste to the bathroom to take a SERIOUS leak. While on the way [...]
No, I am not. Clearly someone was mistaking me for one.
So, I’m a photographer, right. And every now and then I have people try to TRICK me into shooting an event for them for free. I don’t like wool, so please dont try and put it over my eyes, no me gusta.
I get an email [...]
