Please take a quick second and think as if you were a burglar. Yeah, I know it’s wild but just go for it. Trust me it will be worth it. No! Not like you’re the Ninja Bandit, he was and will always be in a class of his own. [Am I the only one [...]
I know I know…the posts have somewhat decreased but fret not young world, AH is still very much alive and well. Team is doing well, work just kicks THE most arse this summer. Yarr.
So over the past few weeks I’ve seen a few chucklers on the good ole’ iron horse but I wanted to compile [...]
First of all, let it be known that I was legitimately infuriated by the entertainment provided.
We went out to celebrate for my good friends birthday and UNFORTUNATELY we were provided music by the earth’s most annoying disc jockey–ever.
I seriously wanted to hurl a bucket of damp, recently chewed chicken bones at this man. I understand [...]
I was in charge of speaking at orientation yesterday for all the new residents that were starting off. Essentially, this is the first day of their new CAREER. Not just job. CAREER. A career that will allow them to help heal minds and get the monkey off of a person’s back… (Who thought up that phrase?? A [...]
Good day!
Thank God for Craigslist. I received an e-mail about a recent [fidiculous] listing on CL and after pissing my pants dying of laughter and coming back as A. Musin II; I decided to post this gem:
“My son is turning 16 and really wanted Lil Wayne to perform for his birthday gala. Unfortunately his schedule [...]
