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March 5, 2008 – 5:36 pm

Ok,

Before you watch this video PLEASE ensure you are not eating/drinking anything because you WILL lose it. I mean it will be infront of you/on your screen but who wants to eat that? Unless your really hungry and if you are hungry enough to scrape food you laughed up off your keyboard and consume it you need to re-evaluate your life… I’m rambling? Yes. Haven’t posted in a while so I feel like I’m allowed ramble a little. Fret not, I’m done. Moving along…

I’m having a (very) hard time keeping my job with this blasted ROMEO image stuck in my head. Everytime it comes up or I click on the tab accidentally I explode laughing as if it’s the first time, it only gets funnier. If you look at that slide show and do not laugh then there is something SERIOUSLY wrong with you and I’m sorry to hear and I hope you/they feel better.

I REALLY do NOT need to expound on how RIDICULOUS this is. Do I? Oh… I do? Hmph!…Fine!

First of all, ROMEO!?! I just KNOW this lil’ mofo was trying to be smooth upon deciding to have people refer to him as ‘Romeo’. I can’t for the life of me even understand how his colleagues (if he has any) even let this come to be. He isn’t even THREE FEET tall, where the HELL does he get off lifting weights?! He could easily develop a hernia the size of…well….HIM!

Now i know some people might think that picking on this little man (no pun intended) might be mean, to you I say this…COME ONNNN!! He is asking for it! We first spotted this bit of funny on Robert’s blog and knew we had to shed light on it.

Now upon watching this I am asking that you cast your vote for funniest picture in the slide. I cannot WAIT for these comments (mental jukebox plays “Can’t Wait by Sleepy Brown ft. Big Boi).

Good to be back folks!

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A. Musin Goes Ice Skating…

February 19, 2008 – 3:06 pm

Yes folks,

For the FIRST time in my life I threw on a pair of the good ole’ ice skates. Now, I have NO form of skating experience, none! Not even roller-skates, roller-blades, nothing! Haven’t even had a dream about skating. So this is literally my first attempt at this gliding craft, ever!

So as I sheepishly mosey over to the edge I decide to take some time before making the big step that could change my life forever. I then said a small prayer, asked random folks for a couple pointers, looked to my counter-parts (who ALL said they had ZERO skating experience) and made my first attempt at this ice-skating jazz.

To my Surprise, the pointers worked! I wasn’t necessarily skating just yet but I was making my way around the rink by doing what I like to call ‘ice-walking’. Wasn’t so much skating yet but I was taking baby steps around this frozen circle. I was and still am proud of myself.

So a friend of mine who LIED and said he had no experience was doing VERY well. Come to find out he used to Rollerblade. WOOL! This whole time he sent us out to DIE. It’s clearly a very easy transition to apply one concept to the other. I was pissed. So he is here flying, doing well, having the time of his life while I’m still doing my slow and steady wins the race move.

At this point I was content with pulling off the skates and chalking it up as a good experience. (I should listen to myself more often.) So i decide to take one more lap and try to kick it up a notch. At this point in time the Jamaican version of Brian Boitano decides to give Musin a (non-requested) push to boost my speed…OHHHH NOOOO!!!

It was BAD! I mean, arms flailing to keep balance, I also pulled the ‘going down in ball of flames circular downward spiral move’ (bad idea because now everyone is looking at me)…all of this of course done before my legs went from beneath me and then I saw the tip of my skates running parallel with the piping in the ceiling then KABOOM!

Ouch!

Honestly, I was PISSED! I didn’t fall ONCE! Didn’t help that I had been laughing at the rest of them all day for flapping on ice all day like a fish outta’ water. But as fate would have it I too suffered a cold fumble and it wasn’t pleasant, ruined my clean sheet and my elbow might still be hurting. I should have never flailed, would have saved me the widened embarrassment and the elbow landing.

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Bill Cosby to Embarrass Self With New Rap Album

February 11, 2008 – 4:39 pm

That was nymag.com’s headline. I mean, they gave him NO CHANCE. None. They basically said, “Bill, eff off.”

But it is true. As unfortunate and comical as it is, Bill is coming out with a rap album. Now, I understand his purpose, but when you’re Bill Cosby, what exactly do you rap about- pudding pops, Jello. I mean is that hot? I doubt it? He’s clearly not going to make it rain on anybody. Therefore, no one will listen.

It’s safe to say that MC Hammer shouldn’t be involved in anything related to technology and Bill Cosby shouldn’t be a rapper. Pretty safe to say, ’cause I’m saying it. Hmmmm, I wouldn’t encourage MC Hammer to start rapping again.

Actually, I can’t wait to hear this album. (That last statement was a complete lie.)

However, this picture is hilarious? Yes, yes it is.

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Photo Illustration: Everett Bogue; Photos: Getty Images

After seeing these images a few (brilliant) possibilities came to mind.

1) Imagine walking into your favorite most popular night club and hearing the emcee introduce the special surprise guest artist for the night and when they hit the lights THAT (above pic) is what you see…how PISSED would you be?

2) We at Absohilare have reason to believe his album will be titled, “Start with Jello Shots and then Eat Pudding”. I would buy it. I just lied.

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Do you have the time?

February 1, 2008 – 10:51 am

That question seems normal, no? It generally is. And the answer, if you have it, would probably be quite useful to the person asking. However, HOWEVER, I’ve found an exception.

Yesterday, I’m taking my usual stroll to work at my usual time. Texting Musin, as I effortlessly ignore the people that will just as effortlessly ask me for change, to buy a paper, listen to a jingle or whatever else they’ve got.

So I’m walking and texting, walking and texting, “dut te doo, dut te doo.” Suddenly, I hear a rash voice to my right, “Miss, can you tell me the time.” As I stop my scrolling and look to my right, I see this “needy-looking” woman embracing the wall with much of her body, while still dangling a cup from her hand. Slightly confused, I tell her it’s 9:55 am (I was late).

Now I ask you, why did she need to know the time? Where was she going? I mean, I would’ve felt a little better if I saw her anticipating a move, doing a little two-step. Something. Anything. But she wasn’t. Ma’am the sun is up, people are going to work…it’s morning.

Am I wrong for assuming that she had nothing to do that was time related?

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“Can’t Read?” [Abso Ridic Pt.1]

January 24, 2008 – 12:08 pm

If something doesn’t seem awkward about presenting that question via this medium then you need to close this browser and set your computer on fire.

So here I am just (legally) downloading some songs a friend sent me from a popular online file hosting site. To access the file you have to put in a three letter code for security purposes. So directly below the three letter code given, they have a supposedly helpful tab that reads (I swear to God) “Cant Read?”. WHAT?! WHAT?! You have GOT to be effin kiddin’ me. Like, i just don’t get it.

Website: “Cant Read?”.

Illiterate: “Well no, no i cannot read, this must be the link for me!” Is that how it’s supposed to work?

That is pure fu*kry on so many different levels I don’t even know where to begin. (Or do i?)

1) If I could not READ, would I be able to READ that tab that READS “Cant Read?”. WOULD I?

2) If I could not READ, what in the world am I doing on the Internet? Seriously, i don’t get it.

3) See above.

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