Archive for 'Subway Chronicles'

Subway Chronicles Pt. 10: “Get Your Ass Off the Train Old Lady!”

July 11th, 2008 – 10:02 am

TEN! We are at the 10th installment of this entertaining Subway Chronicle series. This is a very proud moment for me, I would like to thank Clev, Randy –oh eff it, I will save the dramatics, just know that I’m happy to still be writing and even happier your all are still reading. Thanks to [...]

Subway Chronicles Pt. 9: “Crack is Wack Pt.2″

May 29th, 2008 – 7:55 pm

Aw shite! I am back, and its sure feels good to be home. My sincerest of apologies as life has a weird way of throwing a curve-ball when you least expect it. Anywho, tough people outlast tough times…now, onto the hilarity.
Imagine blank dark screen with old-school newspaper spiraling from the depths of the dark screen [...]

Subway Chronicles Pt. 8: ” What If…”

February 29th, 2008 – 4:51 pm

After a long day of work I am literally dragging to get to the train. I find myself at the infamous Roosevelt Avenue stop (Home of “Air Force + Faux-Chilla = Loss” & “Wiser with Age”) wondering why the hell the magnitude of the everyday commuter population has grown so rapidly.
So as I traverse down [...]

Subway Chronicles Pt. 7: “Gold Digger”

February 7th, 2008 – 3:10 pm

Nope, not the Kanye West song, nor was it a trifling money grubbing freeloading jezebel.
Instead, ’twas a ridiculously bold man on a Queens bound F train utilizing not one, or even two, but ALL five of his (now disgusting) fingers in some super crazy Edward Scissorshand/machine like swiftness to excavate what HAD to have been [...]

Subway Chronicles Pt. 6: “Wiser With Age?”

January 30th, 2008 – 10:38 am

WRONG!! WRONG!! WRONG!!
That’s what I believed to be true; until this dumb old lady erased said thought.
So I’m at Roosevelt Station (home of plenty craziness) when I stumble upon a massive LOSS. The worlds BIGGEST escalator is out of service! Yarr!
Now I’m forced to mount this motionless metallic mountain VERY early in the A.M. and [...]