The craziest things happen on the train. These are all true stories of the many different events endured whilst traveling on the subway.
January 2, 2008 – 2:36 pm
Alright Folks,
I saw THE MOST DISTURBING shit today–a real life crackhead…in the wild. By real life crackhead i mean i saw a man shivering on a very warm 7 train with his crack-partner sitting opposite him offering only a cold stare.
How did i know he was a crackhead ? Well if his “crack-shimmy” wasnt convincing enough, the act of him annoyingly trying to force his crack-pal off the train with one hand for three consecutive stops had me sold.
So then i began to ponder WHY is this man in such a hurry to get off the train (i thought crackheads enjoyed the safe haven of the subway). My answer came immediately! The man stands up (barely) and tries one last time to get his crack-pal off the train. By doing so he exposed his wrist which was bleeding profusely! I mean BLOOD was all over this mans sleeve. I couldnt believe it. Just to check if i was the only one seeing this i turned around only to see the other passengers in the same state of disbelief.
He evnetually gave up and left his crack-pal on the train and stumbled off at the next stop. It felt like i was in a deleted scene from American Gangster. I hope none of you have to go through that, ever.
Crack is Wack.
December 26, 2007 – 9:35 am
So its about 8 a.m. and im awaiting the 7 train to get to work. Now i go to rest against the nearest pillar and luckily i catch a glimpse of the ”Wet Paint” sign just in the nick of time and decided to rest elsewhere. Now as i sat on the bench i witnessed about over a dozen people (idiots) go to the SAME pillar and touch it as they walked by. FOR WHAT?! The paint is wet! Do you not believe them?
Even if it wasnt wet, im not touching it. Its like going into a house with a Beware of Dog sign on the gate. Just Stupid.
I’m not touchin’ it. Nope. Not me.