Abso Hilare

If you’re on a bus with rowdy bachelors and you want to end the party, here’s what you can do:
First, take a lit cigarette and use the ehmmm…. “entertainment’s” ass to put it out, forcing her to scream and almost fly through the top of the bus.
Then, deny that you did it and argue with [...]

I’m home for the holidays, so I head out to a local Mexican restaurant with my brother. Typical night at the bar - loud, plenty o’ drinks, the game is on. This lady comes to the bar, takes a seat, makes a take out order and also gets a drink. So, she’s sipping on her [...]