First of all, let it be known that I was legitimately infuriated by the entertainment provided.
We went out to celebrate for my good friends birthday and UNFORTUNATELY we were provided music by the earth’s most annoying disc jockey–ever.
I seriously wanted to hurl a bucket of damp, recently chewed chicken bones at this man. I understand [...]
So, let’s do a little survey? (Not an actual survey… I mean, I can’t very well sit here and wait for your answers or there wouldn’t be a post, now would there?) What do you think of when I say “White Castle?”
Oh? What’s that?
Drunken nights?
Hangover prevention food?
Me passed out in the middle of my living [...]
HUGE day for the world! Big for America yes, but the impact this man has surely transcends globally. I am beyond excited to be able to say that “I was there” for Barack’s Big Day.
I’ll spare you all the details of the gruesome commute. Just know this; never get on a bus filled with MP3 [...]
If you’re on a bus with rowdy bachelors and you want to end the party, here’s what you can do:
First, take a lit cigarette and use the ehmmm…. “entertainment’s” ass to put it out, forcing her to scream and almost fly through the top of the bus.
Then, deny that you did it and argue with [...]
I’m home for the holidays, so I head out to a local Mexican restaurant with my brother. Typical night at the bar - loud, plenty o’ drinks, the game is on. This lady comes to the bar, takes a seat, makes a take out order and also gets a drink. So, she’s sipping on her [...]
