Voice your musical issues here. yes.
That was nymag.com’s headline. I mean, they gave him NO CHANCE. None. They basically said, “Bill, eff off.”
But it is true. As unfortunate and comical as it is, Bill is coming out with a rap album. Now, I understand his purpose, but when you’re Bill Cosby, what exactly do you rap about- pudding pops, Jello. I mean is that hot? I doubt it? He’s clearly not going to make it rain on anybody. Therefore, no one will listen.
It’s safe to say that MC Hammer shouldn’t be involved in anything related to technology and Bill Cosby shouldn’t be a rapper. Pretty safe to say, ’cause I’m saying it. Hmmmm, I wouldn’t encourage MC Hammer to start rapping again.
Actually, I can’t wait to hear this album. (That last statement was a complete lie.)
However, this picture is hilarious? Yes, yes it is.
Photo Illustration: Everett Bogue; Photos: Getty Images
After seeing these images a few (brilliant) possibilities came to mind.
1) Imagine walking into your favorite most popular night club and hearing the emcee introduce the special surprise guest artist for the night and when they hit the lights THAT (above pic) is what you see…how PISSED would you be?
2) We at Absohilare have reason to believe his album will be titled, “Start with Jello Shots and then Eat Pudding”. I would buy it. I just lied.
Why can’t some people stay out of the media? Names like OJ Simpson and Rodney King come to mind. Even though MC Hammer’s latest stunt isn’t as ridiculous as the last media entries for those two, I’m still not into it.
It seems that your man Hammer is starting a tech company. When the headline reads, “MC Hammer’s next act: Tech entrepreneur,” chances are nobody is taking him seriously.
Really Hammer? A tech company. What does he know about technology? Well, it turns out he’s riding the YouTube thing and co-created a Web site for sharing and watching music videos. It’s not that the idea is horrible, but HOW is this different from YouTube. The name DanceJam isn’t grabbing me either.
However, I bit. I went to the site and immediately dived off when something invited me to “get my groove on.” The diamonds floating around on the side of the page also made me sick. Maybe this is for you, but it sho nuff isn’t for me. I’m sticking with 2008.
However, Can’t Touch This is classic.