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		<title>Officer Failure to the Rescue</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Alright, so I know it has been quite some time since I&#8217;ve updated the good ole&#8217; AH but it has been (and still is) really hectic on this side of the fence. This post is actually very drive-by-esque, quick &#38; effective. No, I have not played any part in a drive-by so don&#8217;t even start <a href="http://absohilare.com/2011/02/officer-failure-to-the-rescue/"> read more <span class="meta-nav">&#187;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>If Facebook Existed Ages Ago&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[[Tone: calm] Folks, please realize that I plow through mounds of e-bullshit on a daily basis. Whether it be someone&#8217;s favorite the stupidest YouTube clip of the day, some dumb BlackBerry Messenger purple fuckry forward, or some lazy chain e-mail&#8211;it comes my way often, very much so. Well, this time we have a winner! I <a href="http://absohilare.com/2010/09/if-facebook-existed-ages-ago/"> read more <span class="meta-nav">&#187;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Blockbuster Swindle.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Musin and I decided that since my blog (Quipwhit) and this blog (Absohilare, for those of you who have momentarily forgotten your surroundings) don&#8217;t have the same audience we can double post this. I would have posted it over here last week but Musin had something Fancy to show you all so I wrote it <a href="http://absohilare.com/2010/07/the-blockbuster-swindle/"> read more <span class="meta-nav">&#187;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Oh You Fancy, Huh?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Background: It was Easter Sunday. The end. Oh come on! Don&#8217;t be surprised, you already know you don&#8217;t need any more background information than that. The world knows that Easter Sunday is when you can expect to see the most efforts in fanciness that your mind can fathom. This happens because this is when the <a href="http://absohilare.com/2010/07/oh-you-fancy-huh/"> read more <span class="meta-nav">&#187;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Stop! Hammer time.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Just admit it. You&#8217;ve missed us. You&#8217;ve been worried sick, haven&#8217;t you? You&#8217;ve even considered contacting the authorities. We knew it! Ok, fine. You did none of those things. But you DID miss our hilarity. It&#8217;s ok. It&#8217;s a natural reaction. But the good news? We&#8217;re back! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Settle. We&#8217;re not promising anything <a href="http://absohilare.com/2010/05/stop-hammer-time/"> read more <span class="meta-nav">&#187;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Of Course This is a Person.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I know, the site hasn&#8217;t been updated in a while but fret not&#8211;we are still here &#038; still stirring up hilarity. See proof below. Now, this has to be is certainly one of the top ten most ridiculous things I&#8217;ve ever read in my life; and I see a plenty o&#8217; ridic shite on the <a href="http://absohilare.com/2010/03/of-course-this-is-a-person/"> read more <span class="meta-nav">&#187;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>An AbsoHilare Christmas</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8216;Twas the morning of Christmas and all was jolly in the halls of the Clarke household. Everyone had just consumed a solid breakfast and it was now time to open the gifts. I came prepared this year, top notch gifts for the family members across the board. *pats self on back. The way it works <a href="http://absohilare.com/2010/01/an-absohilare-christmas/"> read more <span class="meta-nav">&#187;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Subway Chronicles Pt. 15: &#8220;Subway Shower&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It is approximately 7:43 AM as Musin luckily finds himself a seat on a crowded F train. Not the best seat, but at least I don&#8217;t have to stand up at this ungodly hour. *phew. So while doing a small amount of early-marnin&#8217; people watching, I spy with my four-eyes a very fidgety blond haired <a href="http://absohilare.com/2009/10/subway-chronicles-pt-15-subway-shower/"> read more <span class="meta-nav">&#187;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Balloon Boy: A Ridiculously, Undeserved Nickname</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tell me you watched the live coverage of Balloon Boy today.  Don&#8217;t break my heart and just tell me you did.  I sat at work, hunkered down in my office, my face only dimly lit by the bluish view from my computer screen rooting on the six year old inside the homemade space craft. *Errrrreeeeek!  <a href="http://absohilare.com/2009/10/balloon-boy-a-ridiculously-undeserved-nickname/"> read more <span class="meta-nav">&#187;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Sleeping On The Job</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Please take a quick second and think as if you were a burglar. Yeah, I know it&#8217;s wild but just go for it. Trust me it will be worth it. No! Not like you&#8217;re the Ninja Bandit, he was and will always be in a class of his own. [Am I the only one that <a href="http://absohilare.com/2009/09/sleeping-on-the-job/"> read more <span class="meta-nav">&#187;</span></a>]]></description>
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