http://absohilare.com chatter about life Mon, 05 Jan 2009 20:55:31 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en ...as of last December (21st to be exact). It has been an excellent run, and we will continue to push forward. I was looking back (*cue violins please Clev) at old posts from the first month (*learns Clev is an awful violinist) when we used to reel off new material ... http://absohilare.com/2009/01/05/happy-anniversary/ But, this Plaxico Burress fiasco just can't go unmentioned.  Really, how do you get arrested for shooting yourself? The only thing worse than getting arrested for shooting yourself is getting off for murder and then going to jail for stealing a photo of yourself like OJ. There are actually a few things ... http://absohilare.com/2008/12/04/sorry-musin-i-know-youre-a-giants-fan/ Sooo... Hi.  I'm new to the roster of the fabulous AH authors.  Annnnd, I'm not gonna lie, I feel pretty privileged to be here.   It's not every day you get an invite like that.  You treasure those days... You remember them warmly in your heart and can only hope you'll ... http://absohilare.com/2008/11/26/identical-twins-of-the-evil-and-naked-variety/ Alarms, a solid way to protect your home for burglary/theft. Not at home? No problem, fire up the good old alarm, put on the code and your off to tackle the day. Now, I've used an alarm or two in my day but NEVER in my life have I ever heard ... http://absohilare.com/2008/11/21/dont-be-alarmed/ The economy is bad. Fact. But is it really this bad? I'm on my way home from work. Where's work? It's downtown DC next to a bunch of international organizations and blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda. Anyway, I'm on my way home from work (I've never said this before, lie? ). ... http://absohilare.com/2008/11/14/high-hopes/ It's safe to say that just about everyone reading this has had Chinese food. Whether it was PF Chang's or your local neighborhood Kim's Hunan Oriental Peking Great Wall Dragon Buffet Wok, you've had it.  Pardon the name tangent, but apparently I wasn't the only one who realized how unoriginal ... http://absohilare.com/2008/08/29/biggest-hoax-ever-chinese-food/ The other day I skipped to my neighborhood grocer (LIE, but imagine if I really did SKIP all the way from my door, to the elevator, out the elevator to the streets ALL the way to the market, WILD.) In any event, I literally ran in for...damn...I don't remember, eff. ... http://absohilare.com/2008/07/28/things-that-piss-me-off-pt-1/ Uhmmm...I think with this post following the last...this may have to be the first ever (ever) "Old Lady Week" on earth, anywhere. I can't say I've ever seen such a themed week anywhere else, so we have a FIRST! (Please don't go off googling "old lady week", I beg of ... http://absohilare.com/2008/07/23/granny-panties/ TEN! We are at the 10th installment of this entertaining Subway Chronicle series. This is a very proud moment for me, I would like to thank Clev, Randy --oh eff it, I will save the dramatics, just know that I'm happy to still be writing and even happier your all ... http://absohilare.com/2008/07/11/subway-chronicles-pt-10-get-your-ass-off-the-train-old-lady/ Exactly! I know you're looking at that title and wondering how Clifford made it to absohilare.com. Well, we have funny friends. We have funny friends that have funny things happen to them. We have funny friends that have funny things happen to them that they like to share. We have ... http://absohilare.com/2008/07/07/clifford-the-big-red-dog/