http://absohilare.com chatter about life Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:57:09 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I know, the site hasn't been updated in a while but fret not--we are still here & still stirring up hilarity. See proof below. Now, this has to be is certainly one of the top ten most ridiculous things I've ever read in my life; and I see a plenty o' ... http://absohilare.com/2010/03/of-course-this-is-a-person/ 'Twas the morning of Christmas and all was jolly in the halls of the Clarke household. Everyone had just consumed a solid breakfast and it was now time to open the gifts. I came prepared this year, top notch gifts for the family members across the board. *pats self on ... http://absohilare.com/2010/01/an-absohilare-christmas/ It is approximately 7:43 AM as Musin luckily finds himself a seat on a crowded F train. Not the best seat, but at least I don't have to stand up at this ungodly hour. *phew. So while doing a small amount of early-marnin' people watching, I spy with my four-eyes ... http://absohilare.com/2009/10/subway-chronicles-pt-15-subway-shower/ Tell me you watched the live coverage of Balloon Boy today.  Don't break my heart and just tell me you did.  I sat at work, hunkered down in my office, my face only dimly lit by the bluish view from my computer screen rooting on the six year old inside ... http://absohilare.com/2009/10/balloon-boy-a-ridiculously-undeserved-nickname/ Please take a quick second and think as if you were a burglar. Yeah, I know it's wild but just go for it. Trust me it will be worth it. No! Not like you're the Ninja Bandit, he was and will always be in a class of his own. ... http://absohilare.com/2009/09/sleeping-on-the-job/ I know I know...the posts have somewhat decreased but fret not young world, AH is still very much alive and well. Team is doing well, work just kicks THE most arse this summer. Yarr. So over the past few weeks I've seen a few chucklers on the good ole' iron horse ... http://absohilare.com/2009/09/subway-chronicles-pt-14-train-fails/ First of all, let it be known that I was legitimately infuriated by the entertainment provided. We went out to celebrate for my good friends birthday and UNFORTUNATELY we were provided music by the earth's most annoying disc jockey--ever. I seriously wanted to hurl a bucket of damp, recently chewed chicken bones ... http://absohilare.com/2009/08/kill-the-dj/ I was in charge of speaking at orientation yesterday for all the new residents that were starting off.  Essentially, this is the first day of their new CAREER.  Not just job.  CAREER.  A career that will allow them to help heal minds and get the monkey off of a person's back...  (Who ... http://absohilare.com/2009/06/first-day-at-work-fail/ Good day! Thank God for Craigslist. I received an e-mail about a recent [fidiculous] listing on CL and after pissing my pants dying of laughter and coming back as A. Musin II; I decided to post this gem: "My son is turning 16 and really wanted Lil Wayne to perform for his ... http://absohilare.com/2009/06/wantedjewish-lil-wayne/ This week we pause to honor one of the great stars of our time.  Not often does someone come along and touch our hearts the way this guy does...  The music he creates, the finesse he possesses... It's just amazing.  I was given the task of choosing just one clip ... http://absohilare.com/2009/06/an-intermission-of-sorts/