Well I have.  The other day I bought some popular, and heavily advertised, deodorant body spray.   I made this purchase in haste since I had not fully stocked my toiletry bag  before my cross-country flight to the east coast.  I went against my better judgement and did not buy the roll-on anti-perspirant I’ve used for years, and which has served me well. 

I will never buy this deodorant body spray again.

Not only is using this stuff like getting blasted on the chest and underarm with a pressurized computer keyboard cleaner; it doesn’t work!  I finished my holiday shopping  smelling like a bag of old nickels.  Imagine my horror when I went to reach for a gift card in a popular electronics store and caught a whiff of…me! 

This deodorant body spray sure let me down.  It has led me to revert to the way of thinking which got me this far in life:

Never change, don’t try anything new, and stick to what you know…or else you will end up smelling like a three day old submarine sandwich from Trenton. 

-M. Randy